After my examination, the doctor said, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
"In fact, I do," I said. "After I am intimate with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."
"This is very interesting," replied the doctor. "Let me do some research and get back to you."
After examining my wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medial concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
She replied that she had no questions, nor concerns. The doctor then asked, "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after being intimate the first time with you and cold and chilly after the second time, do you know why?"
"Oh, that old fart!" she replied. "That's because, the first time is usually in December and the second time is usually in July."
